This has been the worst fucking birthday of my entire fucking life. Legit. I’m going to freak the fuck out.
- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
That annoying moment when there's a bee following you
And everyone’s like “STAY STILL” but you’re like